Amy Schumer returns to “Saturday Night Live” for the third time, going full steam ahead with her next “mid-term abortions.”
“Elections!” he corrected himself. “What did I say? I’m sorry, I was just thinking about what’s at stake if you don’t vote.”
She talked about role playing during sex and how weird sex with husbands is.
His favorite role? “I’m in a coma,” he announces. “To walk.”
Schumer said it’s inevitably “embarrassing” to have sex with her husband because he is family. “I have Thanksgiving with you. I made your sweaters. I can’t stop you – you’re my emergency contact,” he tried to explain.
It doesn’t matter because both of their favorite sex days are “tomorrow”.
Husband Chris Fischer has been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, which causes him to do things like walk out on a friend’s boring fling, Schumer explained. When she asked him how he looked before taking the stage, he replied, “It’s too late.”
“His name was Asperger, but then they found out — it’s true — that Dr. Asperger had Nazi ties, Kanye,” he said. Touching the microphone as if to call the artist now named Ye, Schumer joked, “It was weird.”
See the full monologue here:
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