Young children are not exactly known for their rational thinking. How are youhabit.
It’s only natural for children to be filled with high emotions, but catalysts beyond this point of melting are, of course, completely unnecessary sometimes.
Below, we’ve collected 35 funny tweets from parents about what randomly caused their children’s suffering.
In case you are in the birthing pen, my 3 year old is angry because his tongue is pink.
– James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 7, 2017
Great read for your two year olds. I just turned on my stirrups because I couldn’t put his shoes on the wrong foot.
– Mom Lorkin (@LurkAtHomeMom) 23 December 2013
Suffering today has led me to challenge my daughter, Anna, to knit as clearly as Elsa wants.
– This is (@mom_tho) ‘s mom. February 13, 2020
If you’re wondering what kind of raising it is, my 4 year old just shrugged in pain and told me to go, and then felt another pain because I was gone.
– Ama (@thedad) April 27, 2022
2: he had a tantrum because I didn’t let him drink lime juice directly.
Plus 2: He has Tantram because I already gave him direct lime juice and that “Yucky Sour”.
Exactly like I said it was on the first tram.
– Salty Fathers (@saltymamas) April 12, 2019
I want to give my kids the opportunity to be what they want to be.
And my 3 year old was just upset that the cheese on his pizza was “too melted”, so it seemed like he was dreaming of being my not -so -favorite kid.
– Dad’s news train (@HomeWithPeanut) November 23, 2019
Sometimes I miss being small, but I feel like he’s throwing the kid away because “the moon is following me!” Then I think: “Yeah, I’m fine”.
– Robert Knopp (@FatherWithTwins) January 30, 2019
My baby is nervous because he wants and does not want to sit in his chair.
Your move, cat Schr დინ dinger.
– James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2016
My four year old is suffering because his dinner doesn’t consist of freshly baked cookies.
– dadpression (@dadpression) November 28, 2018
The kid is experiencing a complete devastation because the wrong LEGO I threw into his carefully constructed world, so I think he is ready to be a fantasy author.
– Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks) April 6, 2020
Currently 3 years are melting because I will not call the fire brigade to rescue the bird from the bridge.
– Heather
(@dishs_up) April 28, 2020
Hello everyone except my middle son who is currently experiencing nausea when he found out that my husband and I were swimming with dolphins in the Bahamas almost ten years before his birth.
– Keep abortion safe and legal (@DaddyFiles) April 2, 2021
Good morning. My 3 year old son has a tantrum. More soap. Because soap is not enough.
– Jennifer White (@yenniwhite) 20 July 2018
My 4 year old meltdown because I didn’t do a 5 mile detour so he could see the big flyover. # Maternity
– Jennifer Borget (@JenniferBorget) April 13, 2017
Baby: [throwing tantrum because we won’t let her make her own butter at 9:30 PM]
I [rifling thru “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”]: Where he mentioned it
– Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 31, 2021
My son was in so much pain before he could find the grapes on the floor. She ate and she forgot why she was crying. He cried because he did not want grapes.
– Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 18, 2020
Whoever is thinking of having children, now my 2 year old daughter is suffering from temper tantrums because she can’t remove her shadow.
– James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) 23 March 2013
My son was completely melted because he saw a little dog wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt and now he wants a dog shirt. If you are just thinking of having children.
– amil (@amil) May 16, 2020
Thanks to Magic School Bus for giving my kids a fun and educational watch, but also for the agony of 4 because I won’t let them run into the Lama River.
– Anecdotal birth control (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) November 12, 2019
If you have children, you also know that tantrums can last up to 30 minutes because milk is poured into the wrong blue glass.
– Jennifer White (@yenniwhite) July 18, 2017
Are you thinking of having children? My baby was angry because I agreed to have a teddy bear printed on his diaper. Are you still thinking about it?
– Dad’s news train (@HomeWithPeanut) 2 October 2017
My 3 year old just tantrumed because I called it popcorn “food” instead of dessert. If you’re wondering what it feels like to be a parent. # Maternity #Paternity
– MomTransparenting (@ momtransparent1) 23 November 2018
My daughter was angry because she thought it was too early to speak and it was really a miracle that we were making small versions of ourselves
– This is (@mom_tho) ‘s mom. July 2, 2020
The whim in the bath will bring you butter tonight because you can play a lot of things in the bath but not butter.
– WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 13, 2020
My son tantrums because I can’t draw a convincing goose, so that was my day
– Fossilized wood resin (@ Jamberee13) 11th December 2019
2 was a complete meltdown before bed because he wanted me to read animal alphabet stories and instead I read animal alphabet stories.
*Sound of cork being pulled*
– Anecdotal birth control (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) April 19, 2018
Have fun and play everyone until your child melts in the 5th stage on the 7th outing because his shoes look weird.
– Real American Dada (@R_A_Dadass) August 25, 2016
1 year my cake was stolen
Even 1 year old – he has Tantram because I don’t have a glass of milk he can steal to put the cookie.
– Anecdotal birth control (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) 14 October 2018
The little one melted when the water hit her arm before I filled her bathroom and I bravely refused to let her dry. Son, sit in the water. #childAF
– Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) January 28, 2019
2 years: Dad, look at my shirt
Me: Oh, is this my little pony?
2 years: Nooo! This is my little pony !!
* Spray tantrums for 7 minutes *
Wife: Why did you say that?
– RubMor (@QBruby) June 20, 2020
My boss ate pasta and salsa last night. He put the sauce on his finger and tried to remove it when it melted because it was “too sticky”.
Mind you, he patiently waited five minutes before putting the booger on his shirt.
[Sigh] children.
– Dad’s news train (@HomeWithPeanut) 27 August 2019
2 is currently experiencing thaw because he no longer likes his ears but cannot remove them.
– Anecdotal birth control (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) 30 August 2018
If your little one never casts at the dentist because the dentist’s chair isn’t exactly like the Pepa pig dentist’s chair, are you a parent?
– Heather
Siena broke up because it did not recognize that Neptune was larger than Pluto.
Bless his heart …. wait until he discovers this planet is gone.
– Malynda Hale (@MalyndaHale) January 29, 2022
Good morning. My 3 year old son is so bad I go to the bathroom.
– Jennifer White (@yenniwhite) 10 May 2018
Source: Huffpost
