Marriage is full of ups and downs and a whole host of ordinary moments between them.
And for some reason, couples on Twitter continue to find humor in wedding trivia – and they sum it up perfectly with no more than 280 characters.
Every other week we collect the funniest wedding tweets from the last 14 days. Read 26 new games that will make you laugh.
Please help my husband and I make a dinner decision. We reduced it to “no problem” and “choose your chance”.
– Suppose it’s a wild flower (@_SouthernMama) May 25, 2022
“Is Judy Garland Lisa Minnell’s mother?” -My husband, who is obviously not gay.
– Benjamin Simon (@BenjaminJS) May 27, 2022
My husband and I now have an app that tells us if the garage door is open or closed and actually frees up 90% of the conversation on the drive.
– Jesse (@mommajessiec) May 20, 2022
I was just thinking when I accidentally pronounced Minestron as “Main Strone” and how my husband laughed louder than ever when I tried to tease him on purpose.
– Creator (@TheCatWhisper) May 29, 2022
I had to steal in the pool, but everyone knew it was me, so my husband blew bubbles and that, friends, was the language of my love.
– I keep my kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 17, 2022
It’s easy to get my husband’s attention, I just call it a wrench.
Darla (@ddsmidt) May 27, 2022
I married an outgoing person, so I had someone to represent my social functions before I stayed home.
– Mother Owl (@Lhlodder) May 21, 2022
My husband told me “How nice of you” in the text. I replied “No, you’re great”. The whole day was in good mood. I don’t seem to say I’m correcting grammar.
– Mariana Z
(@ mariana057) May 18, 2022
When my husband’s graduation ceremony was named after people, now family members shouted, “This is my brother” and “This is my daughter!” And no one laughed.
– Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) May 20, 2022
Husband: Hey, what dinner?
Me: My signature dish
Husband: What a pity
– Heatherhere
(@Heatinblack) May 19, 2022
Wife: * Call me * Put ketchup on the shopping list
I’m fine
[one minute later]
Mrs.: Hello?
Me: I can no longer read
– Adam Serius (@Browtweaten) May 29, 2022
Now I heard you no longer deliver “This is their day at the spa” “Read iron pots at night ?!”
– Who knows Chapro (@Chhapiness) May 26, 2022
My husband looks like, it’s us, but it looks like the end of the old Yeller cycle.
– Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 18, 2022
My husband doesn’t want to talk on the phone.
Once, when he was misplaced, I dialed his number to help me find him. A faint bell rang in the adjoining room.
He went in, he took,
He answered, dropped the call and wrote to me:“Find you, thank you.”
– The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) May 24, 2022
Of course, I put a lot of my marriage in because it takes a lot of effort to ignore the fact that I am married to the person who likes to squeeze a tube of toothpaste wrong.
– KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) May 27, 2022
My husband and I celebrated our anniversary today that we completely forgot about
– Kevin Mama (@kevinthedad) May 21, 2022
When my husband buys a sweater he says don’t bother, I treat it as a challenge.
– Before March (@RunOldMan) May 27, 2022
If Mr is pronounced Mister, Dr should be pronounced Dister.
Wife: It’s too early for your nonsense.
– FA ᏩᎪ N ᎠᎪᏞ FA (@sofarrsoud) May 28, 2022
I am so married, I asked my wife if I could help her and she said she can help me by not asking if I can help all night.
– Your favorite gay mom
(@ lezzimomof2) May 20, 2022
My husband knows the two thermostat parameters are 62 ° and 92 °.
– Crac
ked (@a_simpl_man) May 18, 2022
My kids drink yogurt with cereal for breakfast and I don’t turn a blind eye. My husband poured corn tortilla with chicken and grape salad and I didn’t even know who I was marrying.
-Ousa Medusa (@MedusaOusa) May 18, 2022
Introduction: “Would you like to share a strawberry smoothie?”
Married: “Stop taking your cup of coffee out loud!”
– My life as a father (@milifeasdad) May 24, 2022
My husband and I are playing this game where he blames me for things I don’t control and I apologize for it, it’s so bad and I’m sorry that Jack Pan doesn’t give you the right to return my jacket.
– Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) May 18, 2022
After 12 years together, my husband and I finally achieved the perfect bedroom harmony … we stole * exactly * at the same time.
– Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) May 23, 2022
Tomorrow my husband and I will put a dog fence underground. I planned well. Can’t wait to get to Petsmart and go 42 times and get divorced before 3pm.
– Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 20, 2022
Without me my husband would still be lost to that IKEA.
– Jesse (@mommajessiec) May 26, 2022
Source: Huffpost
