Lukashenka said that his son Kolya found and brought a first-aid kit of the NATO army, which turned out to be better than the Belarusian one.
Studio Kvartal 95 actor, humorist Yury Veliky parodied Alexander Lukashenko, who recently presented a batch of Belarusian first-aid kits to Russian troops. Video posted on YouTube.
In particular, the comedian showed the contents of the first-aid kit, allegedly “better than NATO.”
“Let’s start with the packaging. T-shirt bag. Very convenient, I think. When you need it – a bag, when you need it – a T-shirt. Reliable, waterproof, and, above all, fly-proof. Environmentally friendly. Decomposing in the ground faster than a participant in a special operation who did not have time to use this first-aid kit,” he said.
Then Yuri the Great, in his role as the self-proclaimed president of Belarus, moved to the content. He started with an icon and a used bandage, and instead of a tourniquet, a reliable and proven remedy is used to stop the blood – psyllium.
“Just before you apply it, you need to slobber. But this moment is also given here. Here, please, a bottle of saliva. Domestic production. We are doing it now at the Gomel saliva farm,” said Lukashenka.
Also in the Belarusian first-aid kit there are condoms, soothing – “Valeryanych’s tincture” and his photograph, as the best warming agent. And the “highlight” is the black package.
Earlier it was reported that Yuri the Great pleased Ukrainians with a new funny parody of Russian pop-rock artist Yulia Chicherina.
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