“Mr President… we have moved on. We can’t have you on the show,” chirped Heidi Garner’s Ainsley Earhardt, a deranged “Donald Trump” on a “Saturday Night Live” version of “Fox & Friends.” “.
“Work? What did I do?” Trump asked the derelict (James Austin Johnson) after his endorsed candidates bombed in the midterms. “Was it the insurrection?”
Trump has desperately promised a “big announcement” if the Fox News team is happy, please continue to pay attention outdoors. He even skipped his daughter Tiffany’s wedding (“I missed it!”) for more airtime.
“And in a corporate email we got this morning, it died for us,” Bowen Yang’s Brian Kilmeade remarked to his co-hosts.
The trio teased “Trump” with the New York Post’s front-page headline: “Trumpty Dumpty.”
One candidate still waiting was Cecily Strong’s Kari Lake (who, in the real world, was trailing Democrat Katie Hobbs in Saturday night’s tight Arizona governor’s race).
“My belief is that the election is rigged and the results should be thrown out,” Lake told the “Fox & Friends” crew.
But he said he was suddenly in the lead, he pivoted: “That’s why I’ve always said, this is a democracy. Trust the system. Trust the voters.”
He promised to wait “until every vote is counted – and then some votes are cast”.
If that didn’t work, “Lake” vowed, “I’ll burn Arizona to the ground.”
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